幽默风趣的英语演讲稿(汇编20篇)

ladies and gentlemen, may i take your attention? thank you! today i will give a talk about biding to host the national civilized city. with the developing of societal science and technology in the earth which i love deeply, our life becomes more and more convinent and comfortable. but on the other hand, how is our envorinment and how is people’s cultural quality. iam very sad .because people throw rabbish here and there. and people drive car again sting the rules. how terrible our city is!

but luckly, the govenment of jiang xi province hosts an activity named "bid to host the national civilizd city".it can help to ehance our cultural quality as the same time the developing of sicence and technolog.

this activity let citizens know the ture meaning of civilizd city.besides,let people know more about the basic knoeledge and low.also, let us know hosting the national civilizd city is not a thing of a moment!so we must have perseverance to do what we can do and what we should do to help our city to be more civilizable.

for example, we can hold some good activities every month.we can make some speeches to arouse the public’s aware.

when we do our best to do it, we can see the blue sky being cleaner,the rival is more beautiful, the traffic is more convinent and our city is more civilizable.

what’s more, people smlle more friendly ! that’s all.thanks!

1、Maintain a good attitude of tolerance towards people , the students are friendly to each other, to create a harmonious interpersonal relationships.

2、 We should promote a vibrant style of the team, a real study , the unity displayed a style of class and diligence to make personal style in a good environment. The students forge ahead and to the ideal of hard work. Learning positive, thereby creating a harmonious atmosphere for education.

With the development of society, harmony becomes the theme of this time. Everyone is doing his best to make the surroundings harmonious. As a member of our campus, we should take action in building the harmonious campus.

Here are some suggestions. First, treat people sincerely. We should be ready to help each other when someone is in trouble. Second, behave yourself. Keep our environment clean and take good care of every tree and every flower. Third, try to be polite. When we meet someone we know, a “hello” is good enough. Then, we can gain their respects for us.

Of course, there are still a lot of things we can do to build the harmonious campus. Anyway, doing something good to our campus is our duty. Let’s do it from now on.

Harmonious Campus

The blue sky and white clouds, hope that somehow the freedom of flight. Teachers and parents, we hope that the healthy growth. Now , I’d like to write music to harmonious campus.

Harmony is the common feature of all the beautiful things. Achieve harmony and to build a harmonious and civilized campus environment will be an eternal theme. Building a harmonious campus to establish a harmonious relationship with students. Teachers to enlighten the knowledge of our culture , from naive to mature. We need to pay teachers’ cherish.

Building a harmonious campus students need to establish harmonious relations. Help them, and let them feel the warmth of harmonious campus. Maintain a good attitude of tolerance towards people , the students are friendly to each other, to create a harmonious interpersonal relationships.

The need to build a harmonious campus to establish good study , a good ethos. We should promote a vibrant style of the team, a real study , the unity displayed a style of class and diligence to make personal style in a good environment. The students forge ahead and to the ideal of hard work. Learning positive, thereby creating a harmonious atmosphere for education.

The flower opens the day, let’s us happily study in the harmonious atmosphere.

The flower opens the day, let’s us influence the sentiment in the harmonious interest paradise.

The flower opens the day, let’s us healthily grow in the harmonious relationship.

Future will not be the dream, today, in our hand.

Thank you~

The International Childrens Day (ICD) is celebrated in numerous countries, usually (but not always) on June 1 each year.

The ICD had its origin in the World Conference for the Wellbeing of Children in Geneva, Switzerland in 1925. It is not clear as to why June 1 was chosen as the ICD: one theory has it that the Chinese consul-general in San Francisco (USA) gathered a number of Chinese orphans to celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival in 1925, which happened to be on June 1 that year, and also coincided with the conference in Geneva.

June 1 has since been observed as the ICD by numerous countries, especially by Communist countries; in the Western world the ICD is usually celebrated on other days of the year (if at all)， and there is often little public awareness about these celebrations. (See the section on Germany below for further discussions.) Consequently there is sometimes a misperception that June 1 as the ICD was a Communist invention. Nonetheless, in recent years even some groups within the United States started observing the ICD on June 1.

Last week, my parents told me the good news that my family would go camping

with my uncle’s family. I felt so excited about it, because I could spend the

whole night outside, which never happened before. When the day came, we brought

the equipment and bought some food. In the afternoon, the two families settled

down, then we started to walked around. My cousins and I rushed to the forest

and went to the highest point, where we can appreciate the whole sight. Standing

on the highest place, I felt so great. The world was in front of my eyes and I

thought of the old poets’ description. At night, we set the the fire and talked

happily. The parents were talking about the family chores and the kids were

playing games. It was such a happy moment for me.

顾名思义，幽默风趣就是会搞笑不按常理出牌但又妙趣连连的意思。而我的初一数学老师就是这样一个人。他在每一节课上，穿插了好多个笑话逗得我们笑声不断的同时还能上完所有的课程内容。

数学老师是个男老师，姓陈。他长着“火眼金睛”，自称能看见所有同学的小动作。他总是爱露着个大门牙咯咯地笑着，耳朵向外竖着，据祖母的说法，这是聪明人的特征。不过在我眼里，他的确很聪明，而且还很有学问。他看起来50多岁，但是并没有因为年龄稍大而不负责任。陈老师会将每天的作业完成情况都发到群里，批改作业也是一丝不苟。我很敬佩他尽职尽责的精神。他也是一位富有经验的老师，总是在课堂上让我们结合课本作笔记。俗话说：“眼过千遍，不如手过一遍。”他的要求正印证了这句话，可以让我们更快更好地掌握书本知识，不用繁琐地反复去复习。

他最明显的特点就是幽默风趣了。还记得第一节课，我被选为数学课代表。而让我最惊讶的是，陈老师竟开始逗我们玩：他用手指着我们四个数学课代表，眨了眨他那聪慧的眼睛，坏笑着说：“以后我可就是老大咯，四个数学课代表，刚好够！左一个，右一个，前一个，后一个，全都是我的马仔，保护着我进入教室，嘿嘿~”说完，他咧开嘴露出大门牙笑着，逗得我们忍俊不禁，一下子消除了我心中的紧张感和敬畏感。还有一次，他利用几句笑话就让我们“乖乖”地去完成作业，当时他一副故弄玄虚的样子说道：“你们如果不好好完成作业，我就打死你们的同位儿（同桌），给你留下永久的心理阴影，还要让你算算你的心理阴影的面积咧！”说完，他扬了扬眉毛，好家伙，那叫一个“威风凛凛”，全班哄堂大笑。就这样，我们一个个心甘情愿地钻进了陈老师的“圈套”，每天都能认真高效地完成数学作业。

陈老师也有严肃、严厉的一面。就在今天上午，我包庇了一个同学没完成作业的情况，让他偷偷摸摸地补了作业，谁知素有“火眼金睛”之称的陈老师立即识破了我的诡计，倏而疾首蹙额着质问我道：“这是怎么回事儿？”我被当前的情景吓住了，支支吾吾地说不出话来，心想：“这次肯定惨了，原来他也有凶神恶煞的时候呀。”我抬起头来端详了一下他，他脸色铁青，看起来挺生气的。确实，这可是他专门在课堂上强调过的事。我原以为他要破口大骂一番，谁知他却语重心长地对我说：“小卞呀，包庇同学是不对的。你这样会助长他的气势，使他下次更加不认真完成作业！”顿了顿，他又接着说：“一定要对每个同学一视同仁，不能偏袒呀！”最后他拍了拍我肩膀，笑着说道：“以后如果再这样，我就打死你的同位儿！”我们都哈哈大笑起来……

可能幽默风趣也是陈老师的一种性格吧，相信我们全班同学今后一定能在他轻松愉快、妙趣横生的教学方法中取得优异的成绩。

这个成语来源于东汉。应劭《风俗通义》，时北壁上有悬赤弩，照于杯，形如蛇。宣畏恶之，然不敢不饮。

有一年夏天，县令应郴请主簿（办理文书事务的官员）杜宣来饮酒。酒席设在厅堂里，北墙上悬挂着一张红色的弓。由于光线折射，酒杯中映入了弓的影子。杜宣看了，以为是一条蛇在酒杯中蠕动，顿时冷汗涔涔。但县令是他的上司，又是特地请他来饮酒的，不敢不饮，所以硬着头皮喝了几口。仆人再斟时，他借故推却，起身告辞走了。回到家里，杜宣越来越疑心刚才饮下的是有蛇的酒，又感到随酒入口的蛇在肚中蠕动，觉得胸腹部疼痛异常，难以忍受，吃饭、喝水都非常困难。

家里人赶紧请大夫来诊治。但他服了许多药，病情还是不见好转。

过了几天，应郴有事到杜宣家中，问他怎么会闹病的，杜宣便讲了那天饮酒时酒杯中有蛇的事。应郴安慰他几句，就回家了。他坐在厅堂里反复回忆和思考，弄不明白杜宣酒杯里怎么会有蛇的。

突然，北墙上的那张红色的弓引起了他的注意。他立即坐在那天杜宣坐的位置上，取来一杯酒，也放在原来的位置上。结果发现，酒杯中有弓的影子，不细细观看，确实像是一条蛇在蠕动。应郴马上命人用马车把杜宣接来，让他坐在原位上，叫他仔细观看酒杯里的影子，并说：“你说的杯中的蛇，不过是墙上那张弓的倒影罢了，没有其他什么怪东西。现在你可以放心了！”

杜宣弄清原委后，疑虑立即消失，病也很快痊愈了。

First, I’ll say something about World Expo History. As we know, the very first World Expo, the Great Exhibition of 1851, took place in the Crystal Palace in London. UK. Ever since then, the goals of World Expos have been both high-minded as well as commercial. Visitors are able to explore the world outside of their everyday experience—outside cultures, new scientific advancements, and new inventions. World Expos have excited and inspired more and more people in the world

On December3, 2002, the Bureau of International Expositions (or call it BIE) announced that Shanghai will host Expo2010. the BIE had received bids from five cities to host Expo2010. Among the 5 nice cities, the BIE chose Shanghai at last! It’s really an exciting news for not only Shanghainese, but also all of Chinese people. Here are some details about it.

Loot at this profile carefully. The title is “The 2010 World Exposition ,Shanghai, China ”。 this is the logo.

And the theme is “better city., better life”。OK, let’s guess who is the image representative? Yeah, you’re right, Yao Ming!

Shanghai Expo is the first comprehensive World Expo held in a developing country. And it is also the first one that takes “the city” as its theme, hoping that it can push forward the city development and help bring about a better urban living environment, just like the theme: better city, better life.

I think, as a student in Shanghai, we should learn to be a gentle person and keep good manners from now on. And try to practice English more in order to communicate with foreigners fluently in the near future. Because, we’re a part of Shanghai!

我在课外有上九色鹿英语培训班，每周只有两节课，每上一节，我都十分认真，是什么在诱惑我呢？当然是因为这个风趣的课外英语老师啦！

上课时，没有一个人不跟着她的思路转，要不然就会出洋相。比如说，一个同学上课不专心，玩跳格子的时候，老师说：“前面、左边、右边、右边、后面、后面、前面。”正好是那个不专心听讲的同学，他还不知道到他自己了，还在玩，直到同桌提醒他，他才站起来读“juice”，同学们哄堂大笑。Miss. Chen要同学们坐好时就说：“一、二、三、整理好发型！”同学们就都坐好了。如果Miss. Chen玩叉子或其它游戏时，你得注意，她随时会说：“刚刚读的遍数乘三、减六、加二，预备！齐！”使你不得不头脑变通，如果多念就会扣分。Miss. Chen还玩蛀牙、钓鱼、压分、炸弹，都是训练我们发音是否熟练。另外，还让我们做课堂笔记，作业一般很少。

这个风趣的英语老师Miss. Chen使得我们酷爱英语、喜欢英语。

[风趣的课外英语老师作文

1、 Today is May, 28, 2007! How time flies! Very quickly 2008BEIJING is coming OLYMPIC GAMES! The friends of all over the world will come to China. Let us meet in BEIJING in 2008!

But we have many problems。The duty is not just for the Chinese governmental Chinese people should do their best to welcome the beginning of BEIJING OLYMPIC GAMES!

the 2008 Beijing Olympic is a chance to let all world to know china, so the Chinese government and all Chinese people hope we this games should be the best one in the history!

“ONE WORLD.ONE DREAM!” this is the belief of 2008 Beijing Olympic games! It’s the game that lets us know each other! It’s also a time to make friends!

That’s all, Thank you!

2、 China has its own sport legends. Back to Song Dynasty, People started to play a game called Cajun, which is regarded as THE origin of Ancient football. So now, you will understand why our women football team is so good today

with a concept inspired by the famed Silk Road, our Torch Relay will break new ground, traveling from Olympia through some of the oldest civilizations known to man-Greek, Indian and Chinese. Carrying the message “Share the peace, Share the Olympics. “ The flame will pass through Tibet, cross the Yangtze and Yellow Rivers Travel the Great Wall and visit Taiwan and the 56 Ethnic communities who make up our society. On its journey, the flame will be seen by and inspire more human beings than any previous relay.

I am afraid I cannot prevent the whole picture of our cultural programs within such a short period of time. Actually, what we have shown you here today is only a fraction of Beijing that awaits you. Ladies and gentlemen, I believe that Beijing will prove to be a land of wonders to athletes, spectators and the worldwide television audience alike. Come and join us.

Thank you. Thank you all.

3、 China has its own sport legends. Back to Song Dynasty, People started to play a game called Cajun, which is regarded as the origin of Ancient football. So now, you will understand why our women football team is so good today.

With a concept inspired by the famed Silk Road, our Torch Relay will break new ground, traveling from Olympia through some of the oldest civilizations known to man-Greek, Indian and Chinese. Carrying the message “Share the peace, Share the Olympics. “ The flame will pass through Tibet, cross the Yangtze and Yellow Rivers Travel the Great Wall and visit Taiwan and the 56 Ethnic communities who make up our society. On its journey, the flame will be seen by and inspire more human beings than any previous relay.

I am afraid I cannot prevent the whole picture of our cultural programs within such a short period of time. Actually, what we have shown you here today is only a fraction of Beijing that awaits you. Ladies and gentlemen, I believe that Beijing will prove to be a land of wonders to athletes, spectators and the worldwide television audience alike. Come and join us.

Thank you. Thank you all.

进入初中后，我又接触了更多的老师。给我印象最深刻的，就是我们的语文老师了。

他为人公正，却总喜欢自吹自擂；他明明不算高大，却总是说自己很强壮；他明明不算高颜值，却总是说自己很帅。可就是这样的他，却深受我们的喜欢，还给我们的带来了无限的乐趣。

还记得那是一个烦闷的下午，太阳站的很高，连窗边的盆栽也低着头。同学们呢？更别说了，一个个垂头丧气、无精打采，一个个都像刚刚跑回了两千米一样。下午是语文课，语文老师迈着矫健的步伐走上了讲台。嘘，别说话，同学们就要“满血复活”了。

语文老师不一会就看出了我们的异样，用玩味的语气对我们说：“难道我的魅力还不够大吗？你们怎么一个个都无精打采的？”听到这句话，我们把目光都集中在语文老师身上。

语文老师看看我们，又补充似的说了一句：“还是我的发型乱了？”并且还装模作样的捋了捋头发。顿时，我们班的气氛活跃了起来。啊，真美好！太阳不刺眼了，小花们似乎也高高的扬起了头。我们看着语文老师熟练的伸出右手的第二根手指，在太阳穴旁前后挥动着，嘴里也时不时发出笑声。

愉快的一节课过去了，女孩们都围在语文老师身边，与老师聊天。不瞒你说，就因为语文老师太好相处了，我们班的学生才能与他打成一片！

那时，我们在学《狼》一课。其中有一个词“顷刻”，而有好多同学容易读成“qīng刻”。语文老师为了防止我们读错，就对我们说：“如果你们再把‘qǐng刻’读成‘qīng刻’我就让你们请客！”还好，语文老师这么一说我们都不会再读错了。过了一会儿，语文老师却自己读错了。突然我们班像炸了油锅般的吵了起来，几乎所有人都在说一句话：“老师，请客！”语文老师也笑着说：“我是被你们传染了。”最后经过调解，我们才同意，“放他一条生路”。

我们的语文老师你喜欢吗？嘿嘿，喜欢也不给你。我一想到未来的三年要和风趣幽默的他一起学习，嘴角不自觉的露出微笑。

语文老师，看见没？我在作文中写了您呢！

1、人不犯我，我不犯人;人若犯我，礼让三分;人再犯我，我还一针;人还犯我，斩草除根。

2、当生涯心怀歹毒地将所有都搞成了玄色风趣，我因势利导把本人变成了一个受过高级教导的流氓。

3、工作的最高境界就是看着别人上班，领着别人的工资。

4、很多人说婚姻是爱情的坟墓，但是能够入土为安的爱情总比暴尸街头要好。

5、怀念不能自已，苦楚不能自理，结果不能自取，幸福不能自予。

6、假如你注定不能给予我等待的回应，那么就坚持在保险间隔之外吧!

7、假如我是一部手机，那一定是最贵的那种。为什么?一看就是属于超薄型的。

8、假如心境不好，就去超市捏捏便利面!

9、今夜到明天上午想你，预计下午转为持续想，傍晚转为大到暴想，心情降低五度，预计此天气将持续到见你为止。

10、据说，人只有两个选择，忙著死或是忙著活，我想我有了第三种选择：忙著等死。

11、老婆说要看闪电，我拿菜刀砍电线!疯了，西纪行告知我们，有背景的妖怪都会被引导救走，没背景的才被一棒打死!

12、明骚易躲，暗贱难防。

13、男人若是笑容满面，两眼放电，不是发病犯贱，就是坑、蒙、拐、骗!女人丰胸细腰，放荡风骚，不是掏你腰包，就是放你黑刀!这年月男怪女妖，小心中招!

14、你来我信你不会走，你走我当你没来过。——我们该这样对待缘分与爱。

15、你浪费的粮食都会堵在你去往天堂的路上。

16、农夫伯伯把玉米种在地里到了秋天播种良多玉米我在春天把老公种在地里，当初秋天到了，啧啧，竟然逝世了!

17、女人喜欢长的坏坏的男人，并不是喜欢长坏了的男人。

18、起风了，我随风翩翩起舞。我正陶醉于自己漂亮的舞姿，只看见有人指着我说：“快来看呀，那个风筝飞得好快呀!”

19、请不要把我对你的容忍，当成你不要脸的资本。

20、请不要用异样的眼光看我，我并非是基础设施没有完善，只不过是基础设施比较简陋而已。

Humor is a kind of art, is indispensable to a rate of comedy. Because of its existence, and make the world is full of joy.

Humor is a kind of talent, is a kind of power, or the face of our common human living dilemma and created a civilization. It is expressed in the form of pleasure of sincere, generous and kind heart. It is like closing the miles of space that intervene between a man and a pressure bridge, make up the gap between people, is hard and hope to establish a good relationship with others of the indispensable thing, is also a hope every necessary to reduce his life return on crutch.

When as a natural person live in society, you can consciously or unconsciously must be a social person, that is not willing to or not depends on you. Assimilate social or assimilation by the society. Is, the power of humor does not make you gain or lose weight, not to help you pay the bill, not temple also help you work, but it can help you solve the problem of interpersonal relationship, to coordinate the relationship between the age or forget years. When you want to be a can overcome obstacles, to win others to like and trust the person, dont ignore the magical powers.

幽默是一种艺术，是人主中不可缺少的喜剧。正因它的存在，使世界充满了欢乐。

幽默是一种才华，是一种力量，或者说是人类面对共同的生活困境而创造出来的一种文明。它以愉悦的方式表达人的真诚、大方和心灵的善良。它象一压桥梁拉近人与人之间的距离，弥补人与人之间的鸿沟，是奋发向上者和希望与他人建立良好关系者不可缺少的东西，也是每一个希望减轻自己人生重提的人所必需依靠的“拐杖”。

当作为一名自然人生活在社会中时，你就自觉不自觉地非成为一名社会人不可，这并非决定于你的愿意与否。同化社会或被社会同化。固然，幽默的力量不会使你长高或减肥，不合帮你付清帐单，也不寺帮你干活，但它的确能帮助你解决人际关系问题，协调同龄或忘年之间的关系。当你希望成为一个能克服障碍、赢得他人喜欢和信任的人时，千万别忽视这股神奇的力量。

她，是我们的好朋友；她，风趣幽默；她，教学方法独特。她就是我的作文老师——刘老师。

一次，刘老师教我们写信的格式。她说：“开头顶格写对方的名称，然后换行，空两格，招呼对方，可以写‘你好’之类的。千万注意，这个招呼，可是有规矩的。给比你小或同龄人写信，可以说‘你好’，给长辈写信，一定要说‘您好’。不然，后果会很难堪的。这样吧，我示范一下。林波，你上来一下。”“哦。”林波小跑到讲台。“亲爱的林波。”刘老师声情并茂又极其严肃地说，“您好！”“哈哈哈”台下爆发出一阵阵笑声。而林波在讲台上不知所措，只好说了一声“老师好。”然后飞似的回到了自己的位置上。

“咳咳，大家不要笑了。大家记住了这一点吗？”“记——住——了！”我们齐声高喊。“那就好，那么，我接着讲，写完招呼，就要写信的内容，写完内容就要写祝福语了。这一点也很重要，一定要把握好，比如，我给一名教师写信，我的祝福语就不能写成‘祝财源滚滚’这样不就不合适了嘛，再比如，我给一个无业游民写信，那我的祝福语就不能写成‘祝工作顺利’这样不是拐着弯嘲笑人家没工作吗。你们说对吗？”“对！”我们强忍住不笑，回答刘老师的问题。“嗯，最后，报上你自己的大名，写上日期。这样，一篇精彩的信就写完了。大家听懂了没？”“听懂了！”这一节课，我们在笑声中度过，我们也学到了许多知识。

我爱刘老师，爱这位风趣幽默的老师。

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1. 女人不必太美,只要有爱;女人不必太富,只要幸福;女人不必太强,只要自信-祝看短信的漂亮女生节日快乐!

2. 阳光是你的点缀，优雅是你的智慧，温情是你的妩媚，爱心是你的宝贝。今天是女生节，愿快乐与你做陪，美丽将你跟随，青春为你陶醉。

3. 三七女生节，到处弥漫着快乐的空气，投射着青春的阳光，闪动着倩丽的身影，充斥着醉人的芬芳。愿快乐的精灵，伴你度过美丽时光，幸福地久天长!

4. 你的一笑，使人心跳!你的一看，世界震撼!你的一站，交通瘫痪!你不打扮，已很好看!你一打扮，宇宙惊叹!美女，祝你女生节快乐。

5. 春眠不觉晓，处处性骚扰;贞洁不珍惜，明天变大嫂。

6. 如果一滴水代表一份寄挂，我送你整个东海，如果一颗星代表一份思念，我送你一条银河，如果一勺蜂蜜代表一份祝福，女生节我送你一个马蜂窝!

7. 葡萄香蕉红苹果，祝你想念有结果!萝卜黄瓜大白菜，祝你天天有人爱!可乐清茶白开水，望你夜夜都好睡!饼干牛奶大蛋糕，祝你薪水年年高!女生节快乐!

8. 你是花样年花中的主角，你是绚丽青春中的天使，你是明媚春光中的花香，你就是快乐幸福的女生。女生节到了，愿你尽享快乐岁月。

9. 你美丽如花，灿烂芬芳;你细腻如风，温婉万千;你热烈如火，激情四射;你温柔如水，婀娜多姿。女生节到了，愿所有的女生快乐幸福。

10. 新年钟声还未敲响，我的祝福早来到，一祝新年心情好二祝工作高升早，三祝烦恼都吓跑四祝开心直到老，五祝欢聚真美妙六祝快乐乐逍遥。

11. 你旋转舞步，踏出青春的节拍;你放开歌喉，唱出美丽的年华;你挥挥衣袖，书写幸福的人生。女生节到了，愿你时刻都与快乐做伴。

12. 飘逸的女生，容貌总令男生倾倒;勤奋的女生，学习总将第一拥抱;快乐的女生，笑声总将校园的女围绕。女生节到了，祝所有的女生快乐欢笑!

13. 笑声传来顿足观，只见女生搞联谊。一色短裙黑皮靴，红色上衣如花绽。飘逸秀发披肩上，活力四溢青春扬。漂亮艳丽美景观，天真活泼风采展。女生节快乐!

14. 你的一笑，使人心跳!你的一看，世界震撼!你的一站，交通瘫痪!你不打扮，已很好看!你一打扮，宇宙惊叹!美女，祝你女生节快乐。

15. 春眠不觉晓，处处性骚扰;贞洁不珍惜，明天变大嫂。

16. 三七女生节，三八妇女节，三九该男士节了吧?非也!三九感冒节。为啥?双节齐至，女士们太美丽“冻”人了，常备三九感冒灵哦。女生节快乐!

17. 葡萄香蕉红苹果，祝你想念有结果!萝卜黄瓜大白菜，祝你天天有人爱!可乐清茶白开水，望你夜夜都好睡!饼干牛奶大蛋糕，祝你薪水年年高!女生节快乐!

18. 想着你念着你,就像老鼠爱大米,为了永远记着你,所以每天积攒米,终于攒够一袋米,趁着三七送给你,愿你越来越美丽!

19. 收到我的祝福的人永不被炒;阅读的人会飞皇腾达;储存的人会爱情甜蜜;删除的人会好运连连;转发的人薪水猛涨!女生节快乐!

20. 你始终代表中国靓女的发展方向，始终代表中国佳人美丽和温柔的前进目标，始终是中国最广大帅哥梦中情人的典型代表，祝三个代表的你女生节快乐!

21. 天使把人间美丽的女人登记造册,送上帝审阅,上帝看后吩咐:女生节到了,给最善良最能干最聪明最美丽的女人发个短信:祝她永远平安幸福健康快乐!

22. 女孩如花;花如女孩。也许，你便是那如诗如梦的花仙子。在这特殊的日子里祝你愈加秀丽，日臻成熟!

23. 女人，应把身心培养得像月光一样，慈悲柔和，胸襟博大，燃起智慧光芒，让相处的人如沐浴在清凉的月光中一般。

24. 三七女生节，种下小小的愿望，收获大大的梦想。登上小小的舞台，成为大大的主角。甩开小小的现在，拥抱大大的未来。女生节，祝你美丽快乐人生精彩!

25. 想着你念着你，就像老鼠爱大米，为了永远记着你，所以每天积攒米，终于攒够一袋米，趁着三七送给你，愿你越来越美丽!

26. 女生节励志信条：这个世界上，总有一个男生是为了伺候你，为了受你折磨，为了代替你父母一辈子照顾你而生的!单身的赶紧找，有伴侣的赶紧调教!

27. 女生柔情似水，所以男生注定会成为杯具;女生是带刺的玫瑰，所以男生才会感到棘手;女生是你，美丽可爱又带点淘气。月日女生节到了，祝福送给娇滴滴的你：愿你越来越有魅力!

28. 成熟中有丝青涩，艳丽中有丝高贵，优雅中有丝自恋，浪漫中有丝童真，微笑中有丝狡黠，这就是你，可爱的女生!女生节快乐。

29. 花样年华，飞扬姿采，绚烂青春，自由自在。女生节，你是女生你做主，愿你跟随梦想旋律，尽享快乐岁月。

30. 风吹走不了烦恼，雨冲刷不掉烦躁，那就让我们乘着风雨舞蹈，从此梦里只有微笑。今天女生节，发个短信提醒你，女生多爱自己一点，记住常常微笑，让烦恼逃跑，让好运报道。

31. “硬盘里的女人是世界的，你们才是我们的”

32. “不求风骚惊天下，只求妩媚动高新”

33. “硬盘里面的都是小三，你们才是真爱”

34. “澡堂万千肥皂，不敌你回眸一笑”

35. “春风不度玉门关，女神尽在理工班”

36. “在物理的引力场里，你们永远是我们的心力”

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Before I went to middle school, I lived with my grandparents. At that time,

I stayed in the country, which was the most beautiful place for me. Early in the

morning, I walked along the country road, appreciating the fresh air. We raised

a little dog. He was my best friend, and he accompanied me all the time. No

matter what I did and where I went, the little dog was with me and I loved him

so much. Sometimes I would pick up the fruit in the garden, sometimes I would

catch the fish in the clear river. It was such a happy childhood for me that I

will never forget.

Is a national territory that aureate autumn scan widely 9,600,000 square kilometers again up, all over the place golden, prosperous brocade, the high building stands erect, coal ocean current gold, ocean Yang wave, the Great Wall dances.

In autumn, always bring people pleased celebrate, bring poetry, bring fancy, bring to imagine, bring a hope more, but this years autumn, not- same sort, more and not and usually.In this fine season, arrive to°from Chiang-Nan water country a northland backland, from the Gan river strand to pull Sa Lin Ka, hot soils of republic each square kilometer soak through exultant and happiness, flow to drip sweet with sing.1,300,000,000 China childrens with heroic the singing arousing more put to fly aureate ideal and imagining of rose and put to fly hard go such as the conviction of huge rock and the poem lauding to the great motherland.

Ha, the motherland, my mother, celebrates the quarter of your birthday 60 anniversaries in the joys, I have a boiling passion, thoughts and feelings surge.We want to speak to you how much considerate words son, have how much laudatory song son sing to you.60 years, at Be just fillip in the mankinds history long river a flick, however, great of the motherland occurrence turns over the variety that sky replies ground.Everywhere is change with each passing day of creation.Everywhere is canvass business to lead a property and promote the big current of economic development.I imitate the red ship that the Buddha sees south lake to bathe the gold Hui of the sun, to drive today.The red flag of well Kang-shan, the cuckoo smiles dimple and reflects the mountain is red of strong the United States is like of the red glow at sunset style style float.The hot breeze of pagoda mountain postpones arousing of river water wave, the story of green yarn debt rides on the Qiong syrup of yellow river and conceived the children of ten million heros.

Ha, the ancient Great Wall starts to stand unyielding chest, Yangtze River dashing about turns over a radiant wave flower, a long distance steppe resounds the Matouqin voice of deep feeling and pull Sa Lin Ka is spreading to herd a people to rush toward the happy song joke of middle-class family.Hence, I see up broad earth in the motherland, China children in in the whole world lead to utter high song.The joys celebrates a mother 60-year-old birthday in motherland, sends best regards to the motherland in the name of republic children and blesses for mother.

Ha, motherland, you are like one Fan of leaf hope and drove from the republic founded a nation the Long Long gun salute voice of big Dian;Drove from Mt. Heaven the foot hot tile just with the three-stringed piano moving musical sound;Drove from the yellow river aroused a more rising big wave voice and ten thousand precinct chief, river, the ship work number son voice of the male Hun;The absolute being state No.5 cosmos airship that embarked from Yang Li Wei of aerospace hero roamed about at pleasure to drive in the good news of space;Blue print and country that developed from reform in the city wealthy civilization fantasy drove in the song.Hence, I see the spring breeze blow into a hundred million happy doors and windows, heardthe story in spring resounding through China the earth.The broad sea Jiang flies fast heroic war boat, western backland again Teng rise hurtle the rocket in sky.It was glorious in the boundless process of half several centuries, there is frustrate.The Chinese of diligence braveness leader in 3 and under the party central leadership, unity of will is a formidable force, overcome all difficulties, with tremendous passionate devotion economic development ofdevelop China, strengthen my national prestige.History tells us and tells future, Deng Xiaopings construction contains the socialism theories of Chinese special feature and is like the rich brocade future prospects that the lighthouse illuminates a motherland, the party is central the Jian being leading people of the whole country effort go three representativess, with accompany into, constuct middle-class family completely society, head for fine future.

In the great military advance constucting socialism modernization big country, the China children created numerous miracles, in the race of world of Lin Rang people of this world in different light.You see, Shenzhen, bead sea, etc. a batch of special areas in Xiamen starts to dig Kingsoft, the river bank east new area sticks out the chest, the pride also expresses to write the refreshing headline of developing the China.Nine Tengs in the steel Ultrasaurus big city fly south north, display the magnificent posture of China.Hong Kong regression, regression in Macau, Peking states Ao success, the China children all receives due acclaim and attention, the Hao feeling is ten thousand Zhangs.

The capital city in Peking, an overseas Chinese of over sixty years of age visited city appearance in Peking with the regiment, after watching review troops the troops dominant performance, the hot tears maneuvered.His regrets ground says:lately Chinese be really getting stronger now, there is motherland doing strong backing, oversea overseas Chinese the waist pole is harder, our body is in the overseas and hope a motherland strong, prosperous and prosperous.Listen the old mans heartfelt words, I imitate a Buddha to touch him that very hot patriotic heart.At the moment, my ear again response my I patriotic of heart, the great wall never pour this male Hun, arouse more of singing.This singing calls China children to make great effort to make country strong and create more a house fine tomorrow.

The friends faces the sun, the autumnal winds sends great, let us stand ancient Great Wall up with deep feeling, with a kind of heroic, with a kind of rites of majesty, start to carry a gold cup, drink to hearts content a joys to celebrate of beautiful wine, lightly soft hand each inch of foot of land, bless our dear people Anne from country Tai in motherland together, have a bright future.

国庆节演讲稿 中文

朋友，如果我问你什么是最高兴的事，也许你回答出各种各样的答案，但是，你无论如何也不会想到我们一位战士的回答，他说是“见到人”，见到人是最高兴的事。是啊，也许你会觉得诧异，但这却是酒泉卫星发射中心专用铁路巡线员的真实写照。这是今年春节我在军报上看到的一篇感人的--不!应该说是震撼心灵的报道。

自从我国在巴丹吉林沙漠深处建起酒泉卫星发射中心，就有了一条横穿戈壁、直达发射场的300公里的专用铁路。它是现在全国惟一一条由军队管理的铁路。路边上，孤零零有几座被称为“点号”的小屋，“点号”四周，沙海无边，荒凉得象月球，只有几丛骆驼刺在寒风中颤抖。“点号”里，就蹲着三两个长年巡线护路的兵。他们每天与外界交往的时间是一分钟。因为每天有趟军用列车路过这里，扔下点邮件和给养，停留一分钟。这就是他们见到人的惟一时刻。日复一日、年复一年的寂寞，这一分钟也就成了他们久久盼望的、也是他们最最高兴的时刻。

今年大年初一，一位记者到被称为“180”的小点号采访，那里住着小赵和小张两个士兵。小赵是一位来自江苏的已有3年兵龄的老兵，他说，他每天要去巡线一趟，每趟来回走20公里，当兵三年，相当于步行回老家一趟。新兵小张是四川中江黄继光家乡的人，他到点号的第二次巡线就遇上被称作“黑风”的沙暴，天地间黑压压一片，沙石劈头盖脸往身上砸，他说他抱紧铁轨整整一小时不敢动弹，差点没被埋在沙包里。说话间，小赵的姐姐从老家打来了电话，姐姐问：“你那里过年热闹吗?”小赵说：“热闹得很，有3个人呢，还有一条大黄狗”。“你那里冷吗?”，“不冷，暖和得很，才零下20度”。“你都3年没有回家了，爸妈以为你今年能回来过年，特意杀了猪，还几次到路口去守公交车。”这时，小赵的喉头滚了好几下，愣了半天，终于没能“幽默”出来。当记者告辞时，他俩紧紧地握住记者的手，久久不想松开，眼睛里突然溢出泪光，那眼神似乎在不加掩饰的恳求着：再留一会儿吧，哪怕是一分钟!

啊，一分钟，多么令人心颤的一分钟!看到这儿，我的心被震撼了，泪水也止不住掉了下来。我想，别说他们在那里要为我国在世界高技术领域占有一席之地，为实现中华民族千百年来的“飞天”梦想而拼搏，就是呆在那儿，也是奉献。 是的，作为军人，我知道，在雪山，在海岛，在荒原，在戈壁，有无数与小赵小张一样的士兵，为了祖国的强盛和人民的安宁，在默默忍受着艰辛与寂寞。作为军人，我更懂得，是军人这特殊的职业赋予了军人特殊的使命，特殊的使命赋予了军人特殊的追求。军人，也许就意味着奉献与牺牲。 难道不是吗?翻开中国革命的历史画卷，不难发现，其中最引人注目的便是那些为了祖国和人民的利益而驰骋疆场、马革裹尸的军人。从万里长征、八年抗战、南征北战到自卫还击、抗震救灾、抗洪抢险，多少年来，这支人民的军队，在党的绝对领导之下，经受着无数次血与火的洗礼，一次又一次向党和人民交出合格的答卷!就说那300公里航天大动脉，当年修建时就有120名忠骨埋在了沙丘。

小时候，我曾羡慕穿身军装，现在我终于实现了这个梦想，如今，我又跨进全军的高等学府――国防科技大学的校门。在这里，我又读到许许多多的银河人，他们将银河精神在新时代高高奏响，为响应江总书记“科技强军”的号召，在夜以继日的、默默的耕耘与劳作。 周光铭院士在接受记者采访时说过这样一句话：“我一生也就做了六台机器。”朋友，你想想，这六台是什么样的机器啊!难道还不够吗?这，就是我们老一代银河人的骄傲!

在研制银河Ⅲ期间，卢锡城同志带领年轻人向新的技术制高点冲击，有11名同志是在攻关战斗中度过新婚蜜月的，不少人连续三次春节都在机房里度过。就是凭着这种精神，他们创造了新的辉煌。这，就是新一代银河人的自豪! 如今，再看看我这身军装，我应该掂得出她的份量。在新的历史时期，我们军队仍然肩负着重大的历史使命。放心吧，祖国，放心吧，人民，时间流逝，斗转星移，永远抹不去的就是战士对党和人民的一颗赤胆忠心!青山和大地会证明我们的忠诚，蓝天和白云会昭示我们的誓言，“奉献”，我们认了，“牺牲”，我们说值!那是因为，共和国军人的心中只有一个期盼，那就是：为了共和国明天的辉煌!

上小学六年级时，我们班换了位新的语文老师。那一天，上课铃响过后，大家便都回到座位等待老师的到来。这时，门口出现了一个身影。他就是我们的语文老师。可看到他走上讲台时，我不免感到有些失望，原以为他能像英语老师那样高大威猛，或是像谢霆锋那样英俊潇洒。可他却只有比潘长江高不了多少的个儿，鼻梁上还架着一副眼镜，理着小平头。虽说不是太丑，但也英俊不到哪去。老师相貌平平，可他在讲台上的幽默风趣教会了我们 “学以致用”。

上作文课时，老师结合写作文的要点——动作、语言和神态描写这凡个方面来训练我们．当老师表演各种动作时，我们就描写下来，十分有趣。只见老师从粉笔盒中抽出一支粉笔。“嗖”地一转身，在黑板上飞速地写了“作文”两个字，然后又快速地转过身来，把粉笔插到粉笔盒中，拍了拍手，说：“开写！”我们便聚精会神地写了起来。当老师表演“神态”时，最稿笑了！当时，老师正在构思中，突然，一位同学冷不丁地大叫一声，打破了教室酌宁静：“老师，有人在乱扔纸屑！”老师灵机一动，就开始“表演”了！只见他先大步走下讲台，皱了皱眉头，环视了教室，歪头一看，便瞅见了那个乱扔缎屑的同学。接着，老师走到那个同学身边，用力一指，然后回到讲台，使劲一拍桌子，那声音震耳欲聋，吓得同学们谁也不敢乱动一下！但许多同学还是禁不住“哧哧”地笑起来，我也不禁哈哈大笑．老师真是一举两得，既指出了那个乱扔纸屑的同学，又表演了神态！

老师的风趣幽默给我们营造了一个欢快的学习环境。一次作业整理课上，正是下午又热又闷的时候，同学们都无精打采的。正在这时，于老师突然打了一个很响的喷嚏。同学们先是一惊，然后哄堂大笑。于老师不紧不慢地说：“这是赶走你们瞌睡虫的喷嚏。要不要再来一个？”经老师这么一说，我们全班同学真的打起了精神，认认真真听起课来。 老师的风趣幽默改变了我们的坏毛病。那一次，我们快开始上课了，有些同学还没来，可是已经过了上课时间了。老师无可奈何，便关上门给我们讲课了。刚讲了一会儿，那位迟到的同学急匆匆地来到了。老师一点也不生气，故意一本正经地说：“哟，来那么早呀！我们还没放学，你就来了。”顿时，那位同学脸羞得通红通红的，一声也不敢发出，急忙忙地跑回座位。以后那位同学再也没有迟到过。就这样， 在我眼里，老师就是用这种幽默的方式来教育帮助我们，吸引我们，让人倍感亲切，又觉得他高深莫测。这就是我们的语文老师！

说起老师，在我的学习生涯中，我遇到了许许多多的好老师，有的幽默风趣，有的和蔼可亲，有的严格要求……而在我的印象中最深刻的就是陶老师了，直到现在他还时常回荡在我的脑海中。他有双炯炯有神的眼睛，一头乌而发亮的黑发;还有一个高鼻梁，鼻子上还架着一幅眼镜，一眼望去，他那高大威猛的身影闪现在眼前。

在我读小学五年级的时候，我们班来了一位新老师，那就是陶老师了，他是教我们数学的。开学的第一天“叮铃铃”的铃声响了一阵，全班同学都回到了座位上了，有的同学在准备文具，有的议论纷纷新来的老师该是个怎样的人。就在这时走了进来，看起来觉得很严格，但在说话时却很有幽默风趣，让我告诉你陶老师怎样幽默吧!

老师在和我们上课时。发现有一位同学在睡觉，老师叫醒那个同学，便说:“现在很晚了，你妈妈找你回家吃饭啦!”小亮不好意思地笑，我们全班都哈哈大笑。还有一次老师在讲奇数和偶数时，问小华:“什么是自然数，除了偶数还有什么数0。”“0、2、4、6、8。”小华得意的说，“我对了吧。”我们笑着说:“是奇数。”老师又气又好笑的说:你吃多点“奇”蛋就知道什么是奇数了。”我们又哈哈大笑。

在我的心目中，陶老师就是一位幽默风趣的一位教师，也是给我特殊鼓励的一位老师，在我所认识的老师中他是使我最难以忘怀的。陶老师你为了我们不持劳苦的工作，感谢您，我的老师!

Leo Tolstoy once said, everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.

He is right. We always have great plans and dreams in our minds… too ready to achieve something grand thatChanges the world or benefits all of mankind .For example; we hate pollution and have made up our minds to find new energy sources that keep the environment clean. Yet we still litter on the ground. We complain about traffic jams, so we plan to build more highways to solve the problem, but it never occurs to us that our failure to follow traffic regulations is the leading cause of this situation. We are so concerned that the violence in the media has a bad impact on our children, we urge the government to set laws to protect them. But, do we, as adults, set a good example for our kids? We use nasty words and even spit on the ground in front of them, I dare to say, we harm more!

In my opinion, before we decide to change the world, we had better change ourselves first. As ordinary individuals, we do not have the power to change the world. But we can change our habit of littering, spitting, cussing, we can respect the environment around us, we must act as good models for our kids.

If each of us does all of these little things, all of us, millions and millions of individuals together, together we will be strong …strong enough to change our world!

So please, the next time you do something, think how your actions influence not only you, but those around you too, especially our children …and perhaps more importantly…our planet!

列夫·托尔斯泰曾说过：每个人都想改变这个世界，但是没有人想到改变自己。

他说的很有道理，我们每个人都心怀伟大时志向，时刻准备去干一番能造福全人类的大事业。比如，我们痛恨环境污染，所以我们下定决心去开发新的更高效更干净的能源来保护我们的环境，但是同时我们却随手乱扔垃圾;我们抱怨大城市的交通堵塞，计划造更多的高速路来解决交通问题，但是我们从来没有想过，如果我们能遵守交通规则话，那么这一问题是不是可以得到很大得缓解呢?我们担心电视电影里面得暴力会对我们得孩子产生不良的影响，于是我们敦促政府通过立法来保护未成年人，但是我们这些大人又做得怎么样呢?我们为我们的下一代做好了表率吗?我们说粗话，甚至在孩子面前抽烟。不客气地说，我们对孩子的不良影响更多!

在我看来，在我们打算改变这个世界之前，我们最好先改变一下自己。作为一个普通人，我们其实没有改变这个世界的能力，但是我可以改变我们随地扔垃圾，随地吐痰的坏习惯， 我们应该学会去保护环境，我们应该为我们的孩子起好的表率作用。

如果我们每个人都能从小事起，那么千千万万个人力量汇聚在一起，那力量是强大的，足以改变这个世界。

朋友，当您在做某一件事情的时候，请您想一想，您的行为会对您周围的人产生怎样的影响， 因为，您的行为不单单影响到您自己，还有您周围的人，更重要的是我们的孩子…甚至我们的世界。

Ladies and Gentlemen , Good afternoon! I’m very glad to stand here and give you a short speech. today my topic is “youth”. I hope you will like it , and found the importance in your youth so that more cherish it.

First I want to ask you some questions:

1、 Do you know what is youth?

2、 How do you master your youth?