英语培训机构英语自我介绍面试技巧(最新20篇)

大家下午好!我是来自上XX大学市场营销专业的丘志仁。我喜欢读书看报，因为它能丰富我的知识;我喜欢跑步，因为它可以磨砺我的意志，我到底是个什么样的人呢?我是一个活泼开朗、热情、执着、有坚强意志的人。既然今天竞聘的是营销经理一职，我想谈谈自己对营销的理解。营销不等同于推销，但推销是营销的重要组成部分。要想做好营销工作，首先就要做好自我推销。让一个陌生人信任自己是有一定难度的，但只有客户相信可以，才会相信自己的产品，才能更好的将产品推入市场。我想“做人，做事，做生意”大概就是这个意思吧!

我觉得作为一名营销经理，除了应该具备一定的营销知识外，还应具有良好的沟通、协调能力，能够吃苦耐劳，具有良好的团队合作精神，讲究职业道德。身为班长的我，在三年的时间里，组织了班级各种各样的活动。通过组织这些活动，提高了自己的组织协调能力，加强了团队合作意识。同时也让我充分认识到，个人的能力毕竟很有限，只有通过团队合作，集思广益，取长补短，才能更好的完成工作。如果这次我有幸竞聘上营销经理，我想打造一个平台，让自己的同事在一种轻松却不失严谨的氛围中工作，大家相互合作，具有良好的团队精神。

同时我认为，营销也是一种服务。既然是一种服务，就应该做到让大家满意，用热情和真心去做。激情，工作中不可或缺的要素，是推动我们在工作中不断创新，全身心投入工作的动力。激情加上挑战自我的意识，我相信我能胜任这份工作。

“诚信是我们合作的基础，双赢是我们共同的目标!”我愿与XX文化一起发展，一起创造辉煌的历史!

[应届毕业生面试自我介绍

我是美术专业的的毕业生，非常高兴接到您的面试电话，我应聘的职位是网页设计工作，再此我希望能得到您对我能力认可，下面我就自我介绍下我的个人简历。

我曾担任大型网络公司的网页设计师，这个工作需要自信，信心，坚韧的工作态度，经过种种磨练，我已经具备这些素质，这是我的优势之一。现在的我，历经生活和工作的考验，不断提高了自己的学习能力和网页设计分析处理问题能力，相信再贵公司更能充分发挥自身才能，来应对工作中带来的挑战。

另外我爱好广泛喜欢唱歌，打篮球，游泳，平时组织一些朋友间的小活动，并乐在其中，相信将来我会不断学习，不断提高自身修养，我自信能凭自己的能力和学识可以胜任贵公司的工作要求，如果你感觉对我印象不错，我们可以在电话面试外，对彼此进行更深入的了解。

My name is Simon. Im 24 years old now. Im from Changsha University. I

major in English, because I have the gift for language study.

In my opinion, English is well-known all around the world. If I can speak

excellent English, I could travel to everywhere in the world without language

barriers. Now I can speak English like an American. Most of my classmates always

envy my oral English.

I like traveling very much. Through traveling, I can widen my perspective

and know more about our world. Now I have been to so many cities, such as

Guangzhou, Zhuhai, and Zhongshan. These cities are nice, clean and modern.

I think Im easy-going and hard-working. When Im at work, I always try my

best to do everything well. I never let others do anything that I can do, and I

never put off todays work to tomorrow. When you have difficulties, I’m eager to

give you a hand if Im able to. I hope I can be your best friend.

Chinese students celebrate their birthdays in different ways. But the stn way is to have fun by drinking, singing and dancing. On the birthday, one usually receives nice gifts and good wishes frofriends and parents. Sotis, parents will prepare a special dinner or a cake to show th(eir love for their children. Since birthday celebration is one of the iortant activities in ones life. It can be done in re aningful ways. For exale, we can buy so flowers or cook a delicious al for our thers on that day. In this way, we exprethanks to our parents in return for their love

There are four people in my family. They are my father, my mother, my elderly brother and I. My father is a computer engineer. He works in a big company in my city. My mother is a nurse. She works hard to help patients. But she is always busy and always comes home late tiredly. My brother is three years older than me. Now, he is a middle school student. He is sunny and easygoing. He can help me a lot in my study. I am primary school student. I love my families. So do they.

我家有四口人。他们是我的父亲，我的母亲，我的哥哥，我的父亲是一名计算机工程师。他在我城市的一家大公司工作。我的母亲是一名护士。她努力帮助病人。但是她总是很忙，总是很晚才回家。我哥哥比我大三岁。现在，他是一名中学生。他阳光明媚，很随和。在我的学习中他可以帮我很多。我是小学生。我爱我的家庭。所以他们。

Good morning everyone!

Im 566job. Im 24. I graduated from Hunan Normal Universaty on Shuda Campus. My major is English Education. After graduation, I have worked for one year in Li Yang Kids Engish. My students are between 5 and 12 years old.

Im outgoing and open-minded. In my spare time, I have broad interests. Such as reading, surfing the internet, listening to music and even chatting with foreign friends online if possible. I like children very much. I think children are active, innocent and pure. With them, I feel very relaxed, plesant and younger. Therefore, I learned a lot from my one year working experence.

Teaching children English is very interested but it is also challeging. Because children are always active, even sometimes very naughty. So teachers need a lot of patience to deal with children. The most important that I have learned from my one year teacing experence is that a teacher should have the kind of the mind that always wants to go on learning. Teaching is a job at which one will never be perfet. If I have the chance, I will try my best to be a good primary English teacher.

Hello my name isXXX.I am XX years old.I graduatedfrom XXX.I have a dream since I was a child.I dream that one day I can fly in the blue sky like the bird. Now I have the chance to make it come true. If i can take this job. Ill try my best to do everything well.Because I love this job.

Hello my name isXXX.I am XX years old.I graduatedfrom XXX.I have a dream since I was a child.I dream that one day I can fly in the blue sky like the bird. Now I have the chance to make it come true. If i can take this job. Ill try my best to do everything well.Because I love this job.

Good morning everyone, my name is XXX.I am XX years old.I graduated from XXX.I have a dream since I was a child.I dream that one day I can fly in the blue sky like the bird. Now I have the chance to make it come true. If i can take this job. Ill try my best to do everything well.Because I love this job.Thank you .

[面试空姐的英语自我介绍

各位考官:

早上好!非常荣幸能参加这次面试，我是XX号考生，报考的职位是XXX，希望通过这次面试能向各位老师学到更多的东西。

我来自美丽的海滨城市，今年24岁，是大学专业本科的应届毕业生。闽南的山水哺育我长大，我的血液里流淌着闽南人特有活泼开朗的性格和爱拼才会赢的打拼精神。带着这种精神，在校期间我刻苦学习，不负众望分别获得07-08年度二等奖学金，08-09年度和09-10年度三等奖学金，用实际努力报答父母和师长的养育之恩。

除了学习之外，我还积极参加各种社会实践活动。曾担任班级的宣传委员，组织了几次班级和学院的公益活动:如青年志愿者助残活动，向孤儿院儿童献爱心活动等。组织这些活动以及和活动中和成员的相处让我学到了很多东西，对培养自己的能力和人际关系的处理有很大的好处，为我更快的走向社会提供了良好的平台。

此外，计算机和篮球是我业余最大的爱好，并取得了国家计算机二级等级资格证，除熟悉日常电脑操作和维护外，还自学了网站设计等，并自己设计了个人主页。我是班级的篮球队主力，我觉得篮球不仅可以强身健体还可以培养一个人的团队精神。

回顾自己大学四年的工作学习生活，感触很深，但收获还是颇丰的。掌握了专业知识，培养了自己各方面的能力，这些对今后的工作都将产生重要的帮助。除此之外，也应该看到我的一些缺点，如有时候做事情比较急于求成，在工作中实际经验不足等等。但“金无足赤，人无完人”每个人都不可避免的存在他的缺点，有缺点并不可怕，关键的是如何看待自己的缺点，只有正视它的存在，通过不断的努力学习才能改正自己的缺点。今后我将更严格要求自己，努力工作，刻苦学习，发扬优点，改正缺点，开拓前进。

这次选择这个职位除了专业对口以外，本身也十分喜欢这个职位，相信它能让我充分实现我的社会理想和体现自身的价值。我认为我有能力也有信心做好这份工作希望大家能够认可我，给我这个机会!

以上是我最真诚的求职面试自我介绍，在此感谢各位考官!

Good morning/afternoon， my dear teachers (my dear professors)。 I am very glad to be here for your interview. My name is ___.I am ___ years old. I come from _______， a very beautiful city. My undergraduate period will be accomplished in _______university in July， 2009. And now， I am trying my best for obtaining a key to ________ University.

Generally speaking， I am a hard-working student. I will try my best to finish it no matter how difficult it is. When I was sophomore， I found web design very interesting， so I learned it very hard. To weave a homepage for myself， I stayed with my personal computer for half a month， and I am the first one in my class who own his homepage. Furthermore， I am a person with great perseverance. During the days preparing for the first examination， I insist on running every day， no matter what the weather was like. And just owning to this， I could concentrate on my study and succeeded in the end.

Well， in my spare time， I like basketball， tennis and Chinese chess. Also， English is my favorite. I often go to English corner to practice my oral English on every Thursday， and write compositions to improve my written ability. But I know my English is not good enough， I will continue studying.

Ok， thats all， thank you for your attention.

在过面试自我介绍这一关时，不管是中文版自我介绍还是英文自我介绍，在紧张的气氛中总会容易出现词语或语法错误的现象。以下有四篇面试英语自我介绍范文，可供参考。

面试英文自我介绍范文一：Im very glad to join in the interviw.First,let me introduce myself to you.My name is Lin YA Qian,Im 20 years old,I come from Zhe Jiang,and Im an outgoing girl,I like philosophy and sport.Oh yes,I hope that I can do something for the Beijing Olympics.If you give me the great chance,I wont let you disappoint.Ok,thats all.I hope that you are satisfied with me,thank you!

中文版：各位领导，给位招聘官，大家好！很高兴能参加这次面试，首先让我做个自我介绍，我叫林雅倩，今年21岁，来自浙江，曾经做过网管的工作，学到了很多东西。我是一个很活泼开朗的男孩，喜欢哲学和运动。这次北京举办奥运会，我很希望能做点什么，如果贵公司给我这个机会，我想我不会让你失望的。简单介绍到这，希望能我今天的表现能令您满意，谢谢！

面试英文自我介绍范文二：How are you, I call XX.This year is 22 years old.Graduate from XXXX college.The profession is a calculator multimedia.I am one is bright, optimism, there is the person of responsibility.A fondness for plays basketball, computer, listen to music, etc..Thankful your company gives me this the opportunity of the personal interview!

你好，我叫XX。今年22岁。毕业于XXXX学院。专业是计算机多媒体。我是一个开朗，乐观，有责任心的人。爱好打篮球，电脑，听音乐，等。感谢贵公司给我这次面试的机会！

面试英文自我介绍范文三：Dear Sir or Madame.

Hello ! I m XX ,I feel I will be fit for the job needed in your company. I’m 22 years old and in good health. After graduation from XXXXa middle school, I have studied IT for many years. I am a better man.Do well in personal responsibility ,I am good at both operating a PC,I like palying basketball.computer and listening to the music.I’m interested in the position .

I want very much to be accepted by your company. I’ll work hard if I can be a member in your company.

XXXX

面试英文自我介绍范文四：很高兴做自我介绍，我出生在辽宁，专业是国际贸易，毕业于南开大学，我的兴趣是音乐，读书，尤其是经济类的书。

很荣幸应聘贵公司，希望能在贵公司实现我的梦想，希望能给我一次机会，谢谢。

I am very happy to introduce myself here.I was born in Liaoning Province.I graduated from Nankai University and majored in International Trade. I like music and reaing books,especially economical books. It is my honor to apply this job. I hope I can realise my dream in our company.Please give me a chance.Thank you very much

it is my great pleasure to introduce myself.i was born in LIAONING. My major is international trade. I was graduated in Nankai University. My hobby lies in the music and reading, especially like economics.

i am glad that i can take part in this interview and i am sincerely hope that i can join this company to realize my dream. please give my a chance. Thank you.

[自我介绍英语小学生

When the summer comes, the weather is so hot, it is rarely to see the rain.

Today, when I wake up, I find the weather is chilly, it is going to rain. I am

so happy, I miss the rain so much. Suddenly, the rain drops from the sky, I ran

out of the house, looking at the sky, dancing with the rain. I feel so cool,

then all my weariness has gone.

Hello,everyone!

I was fortunate to 200 * years in September admitted to the University of ad specialty XX. From 200 * to 200 *, from East Campus to Dushu Lake Campus. In the Soviet four years, brought me a lot of heritage and memory. Four years passed away, when they graduate, should be for the life of four years in the Ivory Tower to learn to do an interview self-introduction.

In four years, I quite seriously in learning, performance is also better, every year the school received a scholarship in the class have been able to maintain in the top five. Particularly in the specialized courses concerned, as far as possible to learn good use. Actively participate in various advertising competitions, and won the National College Advertising Art Competition Third Prize of Jiangsu Division. Both peacetime operations, or papers, or exams, can seriously hope the best. If you would like to say that four years in learning what the greatest regret is that English, formerly in high school Ive had a nice English, but into the university, I slack on the English language, and not spend too much time to learn , resulting in the test to graduate have not been 6.

In social practice, I think my experience was very abundant. 200 * in the second half, I have to do internship in an advertising agency planning work, although the beginning of what will not, very hard, very tired, but when I as a Fan Meeting planners and executors of the stage and flowers after child communication band, when I write advertising effectiveness measurement companies Ina ceramic gain customer acceptance of the report, when I see their planned ceremony, opening ceremony of the successful implementation of the time, when I designed the LOGO when used by businesses When I work independently in the scene when the road show, I was happy. With my own efforts to complete a task. Internship in advertising, I learned a lot of things can not go to school books, contact with clients across industries, while also working in the printing industry, media, service organizations and other rituals have a certain understanding for the future able to adapt quickly to lay the foundation for work.

Prior to this, McDonalds, I also worked part-time, bitter, tired, but that time has given me a lot of fun. Learn a lot. I begun to taste the hardships of life and make money easily. McDonalds as a world-class enterprises, it has a strict standard of staff training system and working mechanism. Work at McDonalds, on the one hand I learned such a big company product promotion, teamwork, customer service, quality assurance and so should learn the rules and regulations and successful experiences, on the other hand, deal with all kinds of customers, but also enhance the my ability to communicate with others, in addition, work has worked hard my hard-working spirit.

In addition, in terms of ideology, I also actively move closer to the party, on the one hand, to strengthen its own ideological and moral construction, to arm themselves ideologically; on the other hand, in the spirit of serving the people, adhere to help others, serve the community members of the strict demands on themselves. Finally the beginning of the glorious junior joined the Chinese Communist Party, and successfully turned positive after one year.

Four years in college, I know a lot of friends, they gave me a lot of help, let me learn a lot, this is college, in addition to expertise outside of an additional valuable asset.

In short, four years of school life, whether professional or social knowledge about, or people skills, have learned a lot I can say that four years of my life the most significant period of time, my ideal life and the pursuit of life during this period to determine their own career planning for a new life also have a new goal. I will continue to work closer to success!

Thank you!

My name is Liu Xianyang, a small student of Baiyun, reading class six in grade three.

I have a round face, big eyes, red mouth. I have a pair of big ears, and I hear it very clearly. My hands are long, my feet are big, and I run fast.

I like to blow the gourd, it is a national musical instrument, the sound of blowing out sounds good. I will blow the music of the happy water splashing Festival, the catch swing, the reed Shaw love.

I love to laugh, love sports, like to make friends with others, and everyone comes to make friends with me.

I am from shenzhen. In spring ,the weather is warm and wet.I can play kite. In summer, the weather is hot and wet. I can swim in the swimming pool. In the autumn, the weather is cool and dry. I can play kite, too. In the winter, the weather is cold and dry. It never snows.

I am ****. usually a lot of my hobbies, such as skating, playing 356 didesmococcus feather, draw, watch extra-curricular book, watch tv and so on, so my life is very rich extra-curricular. ago is a more introverted person, i have very few words, only and i am very good friends to so many before, but after school at the time of my personality to change slowly, and not, as

previously like very few words, and students are also very harmonious relationship.

in fact, since childhood i dare not interested in english, so my english very poor, then let us hear english, introduce myself, i really do not know how to do, nervous for some time, so i think in the future of english class can have more understanding of english can have more interest in english. families are. usually a lot of my hobbies, such as skating, playing 356 didesmococcus feather, draw, watch extra-curricular book, watch tv and so on, so my life is very rich extra-curricular. ago is a more introverted person, i have very few words, only and i am very good friends to so many before, but

after school at the time of my personality to change slowly, and not, as previously like very few words, and students are also very harmonious relationship.

i think noting is difficult if you put your heart into it,so i can say will make my english be nice in future. thank you!

I am Xu Chenxi, a lively and cheerful boy, round head, a head of black hair, bright eyes, nose greatly, and a mouth not to how to talk.

I like playing badminton, skating, playing chess... But my favourite is playing badminton, every time and children played sweating like a pig, very happy.

I do my homework and disadvantages, careless, and sometimes not directly see the direct writing program.

This is me, I want to break the shortcomings in this term, do a good student.

我是许晨曦，一个活泼开朗的小男孩，圆圆的脑袋，一头乌黑的短发，明亮的眼睛，大大鼻子，还有一张不怎么会说话的嘴巴。

我喜欢打羽毛球，溜冰、下棋……但我最喜欢的是打羽毛球，每次和小朋友打得汗流浃背，痛快极了。

我也有缺点，做作业马虎，有时不直接看节目就直接写下去。

这就是我，我想在这个学期改掉这个缺点，做一个好学生。

My name is ****. I’m eight. I’m in Class two, Grade Three from **** First Primary school. I’m a lovely girl.

我的名字叫****。我八岁。我在***第一小学上三年级二班。我是一个可爱的小女孩。I have many hobbies. I like drawing, Playing the zither, and dancing. Look, this is my

painting. This is my school. This is classroom. This is my English teacher. And this is me. I’m a pupil.

我有很多爱好。弹古筝,我喜欢画画和跳舞。看,这是我的画。这是我的学校。这是教室。这是我的英语老师。这是我。我是一个学生。

I like English very much. I believe I can fly.

我非常喜欢英语。我相信我能飞。

I won’t let you down. Do you remember meI’m ****

我不会让你失望的。你还记得我吗我****。

That’s all. Thank you.

这是所有。谢谢你!

大家好， 我叫张一凡， 首先我想衷心感谢各位领导冒着大雨从深圳赶到华工， 给我们一次宝贵的面试机会。面试机会对于我们应届毕业生来说，笔试内容 绝对就像今天的天气， 春雨贵如油; 或者说， 贵如石油!(点评： 在自我介绍之前，笔试技巧 利用当天的天气表示对招聘单位的感激之情， 是非常高明的一个互动环节。)

我来自辽宁省锦州市， 我的母亲也是一位石油工作者， 她在锦州炼油六厂工作。由于我的父亲多年以前就下岗了， 我家的生活和我的教育全部依赖母亲每个月两千多块钱的收入。所以， 我对石油行业充满了感恩之情， 没有她， 我的大学教育很可能会缺失。(点评： 通过“母亲的工作”把自己和用人单位巧妙地结合起来， 又是一个高明的互动。由此可以看出， 成功的自我介绍绝对不仅仅是介绍“自我”, 而是时时刻刻把“自我”和“对方”结合起来。)

在华工， 我所学的专业是工商管理， 和刚才做自我介绍的张优和李秀同学相比， 我非常遗憾地说， 自己的学习成绩只是中等水平， 原因主要有两方面， 一是华工的确人才济济， 二是我本人把相当一部分精力投入到了兼职工作中， 因为我确实需要兼职的收入。我累计担任了八名中小学生的数学与英语家教， 参加了二十多次校园促销， 比如雅芳化妆品促销笔试模拟试题 、 卡西欧电子字典促销等等。销售工作锻炼了我的勇气和耐力， 我相信这两种素质将会对我未来的工作很有帮助!(点评： 第二部分， 和其他同学相比， 她的成绩中等甚至是下等是块硬伤， 如果不自己把这块硬伤揭开， 面试官会觉得如鲠在喉。主动暴露自己的弱点， 则表现出一凡的勇敢与诚实， 也巧妙地使面试官把注意力转移到她的兼职经验上， 化弱势为优势!)

今天我来申请中海石油的“商务代表”一职， 说实话， 除了张经理刚刚介绍过的工作内容之外， 我并不十分清楚具体的工作要求是什么。在此， 我谨浅显地谈谈我个人的理解， 我想， 这个职位需要这样一个人： 第一， 她要了解并热爱石油行业; 第二， 她要形象端正， 表达能力强， 思维严谨; 第三， 作为应届毕业生， 她必须具备良好的学习心态和踏踏实实的工作态度。对于这三点， 我自信自己能够满足， 我希望自己能够有机会进入下一轮面试， 届时再详细地向您阐述。最后， 再次表示我的感谢!(鞠躬)(点评： 大学生对于就业岗位往往一知半解， 如果不懂装懂反而引人反感。实话实说， 为自己又赢一分! 不过大家绝对不要盲目抄袭此答案， 说自己不了解所申请的职位是相当危险的招数， 用不好等于引火烧身。一凡并非真正不了解这个职位， 一来她说自己上网做过调查， 二来她的理解基本正确， 她用的是以退为进的方法。 )

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近日获悉贵公司征聘设计师职位，我对设计这个行业有着十分的兴趣和爱好，也相信自己凭着对此行业的浓厚兴趣和热爱，通过进一步的学习和锻炼，能胜任设计师这个职位。我的相关情况如下:

20XX至20XX年毕业于XX广播电视大学芜湖分校，电子商务专业，在校期间就对设计行业非常的渴望，曾自学3Ds max、Auto CAD、Photoshop、Dream weaver，还了解CorelDRAW、Illustrator，并且对这些设计软件非常的爱好，对自学的那些已掌握了一些基本的操作，能绘制一些基本的实物图，然而我并没有满足，更没有放弃，还一直在自学。只可惜自学总归自学，并不能完全掌握，所以一直都在寻找一个能实践的平台，希望自己能如愿以偿!另外，我虽不是计算机专业，但自信对计算机的了解和操作不比计算机专业的学生差!

导语:自我介绍是向别人展示你自我介绍 好不好，甚至直接关系到你给别人的第一印象的好坏及以后交往的顺利与否。同时，也是认识自我的手段。以下是小编整理英语2分钟自我介绍资料，欢迎阅读参考。

I, the surname li mingfei Yang, nine years old is more than enough, ten years old is not enough, the Chinese teacher still plays say I what “ The wind rises in the wind. Maybe dads taking this. Yang & throughout; I have not the slightest sense of flying. I feel that I am as ordinary as a grain of sand. It is the kind of material that I cannot find in the haystack.

I am not tall, thin like a chopstick, belonging to the malnourishment type, only the sound also has the dignity, singing the song to hong liang like the bell, the momentum is extraordinary, quite has the lingering sound of the potential. My mother always told people that the food in yangyang in my family was full of sound. Hey hey, anyway also do not have white eat, at least also calculate come in use, tube it. I havent learned much yet, and the high bridge of the nose is set up. Telescope & throughout; . Grandpa told me that I was the future. Scholars & throughout; Is it not clear to me that scholars are not scholars? Only because of the long time to receive glasses. Oppression & throughout; The small eyes have turned into a “ The sight & throughout; , the bridge of the nose is crushed and mouth “ Hug & throughout; . This has become an indisputable fact.

I love telling jokes. Every time I tell a joke, there will always be a great audience. Fans & throughout; ? Every time they told a joke, they would laugh their head off, not to laugh, but to laugh, to climb on the bench, to the waist, or even to climb on the ground, to roll. Once, a friend finish listen to my jokes, laughs at sitting on the ground, as there is a pool of water, waiting for him to react when drenched in pants, we began to laugh at him urine trousers.

What? Do you have any hobbies? That still use say, can say is all sorts of different, linlang, xi xi, words heavy. But to say my favorite hobby, Im reading books. On this occasion, my father was watching the football match on TV, and I said that I would like to go to my grandmothers house, and my father nodded and agreed. I go to the toilet, I want to be convenient to go to, did not think the lavatory to put my favorite "childrens literature", wow, many good opportunity ah! God help me, too. My father was afraid that my eyes were too nearsighted and serious, always against me, today he watched the ball game I read a book, exactly two, so I sit directly on the toilet, with relish to look up. The trip to grandmas house had been thrown out of the sky. I didnt know how long it was before I heard my dad calling my grandmother, as if he had mentioned me. Later, I heard my father call my mother and three aunts, and I didnt know what to say. It seemed to be a little urgent, and then I heard my father coming downstairs. It is important to read books when you have to do so much. What a new discovery! Later, read a book to come here, god undetected, no one disturb, how quiet!

About an hour or so, dad came back, I dont care the story was provoked laughed, dad heard the sound of the toilet, and opened the door a look, see I was reading a book, sitting on the toilet at that time I was so angry fire emit three zhangs, scold I didnt go to grandmas, had they been looking all over for me, also almost called the police, I have a look awful, apologized to his father as quickly. & other; Did you not see that the baby didnt go out? Throughout the &; Mom, thanks to my mom helping me out, dad didnt do it. & hellip;

This is me, a one-belly joke, a little boy with an addiction to books.

我，姓李名飞阳，九岁已有余，十岁尚不足，语文老师还戏说我什么“大风起兮云飞扬”，也许是爸爸把这个“阳”字起别了的缘故吧，我丝毫没有飞起来的感觉，倒觉得自己平凡得如一粒沙子，是属于扎在草堆里找不到的那种料。

我个子不高，瘦得像一根筷子，属于营养不良型，只有声音还撑体面，唱起歌来洪亮如钟，气势非凡，颇有余音绕梁之势。妈妈常跟人说，我家阳阳吃的饭全长在声音上了。嘿嘿，反正也没有白吃，至少也算派上用场了，管它呢。还没有学到多少知识，那个高高的鼻梁上就架起了一副“望远镜”。爷爷总私心地说我是未来的“学者”，学者不学者，难道我自己还不清楚吗？只是由于长时间受眼镜的“压迫”，本来不大的眼睛变成了“一线天”，鼻梁被压得差点和嘴巴“拥抱”。这可已成为不争的事实。

我很爱讲笑话。每次讲笑话时，总会有许多铁杆听众，也算“粉丝”吧？每讲完一段笑话，他们准会笑得前俯后仰，不是笑得肚子痛，就是笑得爬在板凳上，直不起腰来，有的甚至干脆爬在地上，打起滚来。有一次，一个小伙伴听完我的笑话，一下子笑得坐在地上，正巧那儿有一滩水，等他反应过来时，裤子已经湿透了，我们又开始笑他尿裤子了。

啥？你问我有没有爱好？那还用说，可以说是五花八门、琳琅满目，嘻嘻，言重了吧。不过要说我最大的爱好嘛，还得数看书了。有这么一次，爸爸在看电视上的足球赛，我说想去奶奶家，爸爸点了点头，算是同意了。我走进厕所，本想方便一下就去的，没想到厕所里放着我最爱看的《儿童文学》，哇，多好的机会啊！真是天助我也。平时爸爸怕我眼睛近视严重，总是防着我，今天他看球赛我看书，正好两不误，于是我就直接坐在马桶上，津津有味地看了起来。去奶奶家的事早被抛到九霄云外了。也不知过了多久，听见爸爸在给奶奶打电话，好像还提到了我。后来又听到爸爸给妈妈和三姨她们一个个打电话，不知在说着什么，好像还有点急，紧接着听见爸爸下楼的声音。管那么多干啥，机不可失，时不再来，看书要紧。这可是个新的发现啊！以后看书就到这儿来，神不知鬼不觉的，没人打扰，多清静呀！

大约一小时左右吧，爸爸回来了，我不小心被文中的故事惹得笑出了声，爸爸听见了厕所里的声音，打开门一看，见我正坐在马桶上看书，当时就气得火冒三丈，骂我没有去奶奶家，害得他们到处找我，还差点儿报了警，我一看大事不妙，就赶忙向爸爸认错。“你一个大活人就没有发现娃没有出门吗？”还是妈妈好，多亏妈妈帮我解围，爸爸才算没有动手，唉，好险啊……

这就是我，一个一肚子笑话，看书成瘾的小男孩。