介绍我的收藏英语作文合集20篇

Hannah Oyler

21 Balsom St

Ventura, CA 94120

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Objective

To obtain a position as a photographer for a major metropolitan newspaper.

Notable Achievements

Time Magazine, Top Photos of the Year 1999 for California Wildfire at Night

Banaker Excellence in Photography Fellowship, 1995.

Experience

Ventura County Times

Staff photographer, 1996 - Present

Regular coverage included: Sports, Lifestyle, & Metro. Successfully met tight deadlines.

Los Angeles Times

Summer Intern, 1995 & 1996

Assisted lead sports photographer. Selected and assembled equipment according to subject material, anticipated conditions. Gained valuable knowledge of function and limitations of various types of cameras, lenses, and films.

Education

University of Southern California

B.A., Photography, 1996

There are three people in my family. They are my father﹑mother and I.

My name is XuZiXuan. I‘m 12 years old. I‘m in Grade 6.I like playing computer games. My father is a driver. He drives a car. He likes playing computer games too. My mother is a doctor. She works very hard.She likes singing.

My family is very happy.

介绍自己的英语作文二：

Different people have different hobbies.For example,someone likes reading,someone likes swimming and someone likes collecting and so on.

I used to read books and draw pictures because by reading books I could learn many funny things.But now I dont like it.I can only learn from books.I couldnt get knowledge from others.I need a change.Traveling is my favorite hobby now.But I cant go traveling a lot.I can visit many different places of interest by traveling.I can learn a lot about people,places and history.Its very interesting.What is your hobby?Lets share each other!

I have many good friends.They all have their hobbies.Ann studies very hard.So her hobby is book reading.Tony loves labour,and his hobby is gardening.He usually plants flowers and trees in his yard.Judy is a quiet girl.She likes knitting.She always knits some sweaters for her dolls.We have different hobbies,but we are good friends.

I love traveling.I have great fun in traveling.

My favorite little animal - the turtle, I gave it a name called "Li Shijan", usually I call it "extension". It is not just a lovely shape and it can sometimes understand my words! Its head small, neck thin, but also carrying a bowl like the size of the shell, green, pointed little tail It is very interesting to start the road.

Although it is only a small animal, but it also has a good heart. Once a grandfather was hospitalized, it was hunger! Even if we had bought it the most favorite loach fish, it would not have eaten it. Until the grandfather half a month after discharge, it was happy to eat, when the devil is really like people love and pity.

But sometimes it is also "hateful"! One day, it is in the glass cylinder hold the uncomfortable to come out, I see it anxious look like to help it, I use the index finger and thumb carefully pinch its shell, light I did not want to come out, did not think that it was with a sharp claws to scratch me, really do not know good people! Although I am very angry, but to see it happy on the ground free to play everywhere, I am also happy for it The

This is my favorite little animal - the turtle "extension". Do you like it?

My name is Liu Jiahan. The best part of the Mid Autumn Festival is that of my father and mother. I hope that I will become a broad-minded and knowledgeable person. I am from grade three of the primary school of XX middle school in Dalian. Dont see my height is only 1 meters 30. My hobbies are especially wide. I like to sing and dance to play the piano. My dance performance has also won gold and medals. In addition, I am a sports enthusiast and have participated in many sports games held in schools.

Dont look at so many interests and hobbies, I am more unambiguous in learning, and never score 90 points in all subjects. I came to the youth leader eloquence school, just want to exercise my courage and improve my comprehensive competitiveness. Through this stage of intensive training, make yourself a good kid who is bold enough to express and express. I know that as long as I stick to it, I can do it. Please remember me, a lovely little girl -- my name is Liu Jiahan, and everyone is making friends with me.

HuangMei is my hometown. It is in the East in HuBei.It is East on the city named AnQing of AnHui.And it is south to the city named JiuJiang of JiangXi. It is a great city in my heart.It has a long history for about 1800 years in China .Example .The temple named SiZu and WuZu were in HuangMei for a long years-old.Today,Every year many visitor come different part to there.As a daughter from Huangmei.I leaved it away for about seven years. But I miss it everyday .Even in a lot of my dream in the night .I belive HuangMei will be richer and richer .The new year 2009 will going .Tonight I hope everything will be well in my new 26 years-old.All my friends will be well.I must work hard in the new year.I will be ain growth as my hometown .

Presentation Hello! This is xxx! My English name is xxx. You can call me xxx! Training experience I am a student just graduated from xxx in early July. I was major in xxx which was mainly applied in Hardware. But i am interested in software programming! So I participated in the training of Mainframe in ITMS in May. Through the learning of the basic knowledge of mainframe, which contained TSO，JCL，VSAM，COBOL，Db2 and CICS, , I mainly mastered the basic theory of Mainframe. Through the training of programming and practicing on the computer, i can do the basic mainframe application development. I also took part in the soft skill classes which contained many topics about how to be a good team member , effective manner of presentation, communication and negotiation, how to finance your salary properly, how to set your life target and make plans to achieve effectively and so on. Project experience At the end of the training, I participated in the application development for the basic banking operation. The system contained the saving account and fixed deposit operation, transferring between two accounts, interest calculation, cheque operation and loan operation management. The project was done by three persons。

We mainly made use of the language COBOL, DB2, VSAM, JCL etc and programming technique skills. I took charge of the simulation, programming and testing of the interest calculation of fixed deposit, cheque operation management. The structure of the program was: the main part was structured by COBOL sentences embedded with SQL sentence, which dealed with the VSAM file and the table of database. Personal quality Firstly I am an easy-going person. Because I prefer sharing my opinions and feelings with my friends and partners. So I also like cooperating with others to accomplish a hard task. And I think team spirit can help you to succeed. Secondly I am a frank person. Because I think honesty is the most important quality every person in modern society. It will make you popular and trusted by partners. Thirdly I am a brilliant one. Because I am good at information collection, data analyzing and structure designing. I am eager to challenge new situation and learn new knowledge.

About Myself

关于我自己

My name is Li Hua. Now I am in Class 1 Grade 1. I come from Niuzhuang Town. I was born On September 12, 1997. I graduated from Niuzhuang Middle school. I’m an outgoing boy and have many hobbies. I’m fond of listening to music but I am not good at singing. In my spare time I like reading books, playing chess and hanging out with friends. My favourite subject is English. I think it is very interesting and useful. So I will try my best to learn it well. I hope I can get along well with other students and teachers. My dream is to become a doctor in the future. Where there is a will , there is a way. I think I will realize my dream by working hard.

我的名字叫李华。现在我在1年级1班。我来自Niuzhuang小镇。我出生在1997年9月12日。我毕业于Niuzhuang中学。我是一个外向的男孩,有很多爱好。我喜欢听音乐但我不擅长唱歌。在我的业余时间我喜欢读书,下棋和与朋友闲逛。我最喜欢的科目是英语。我认为这是非常有趣的和有用的。所以我将尽我最大的努力学好它。我希望我能与其他学生和老师相处得很好。我的梦想是将来成为一名医生。有志者事竟成,有一种方法。我想我会通过努力工作实现我的梦想。

[自我介绍高一英语作文

Hello,everyone! Today Im very glad to tell you about my family. I have a happy family.

There are four people in it. They are my father、my mother、my little brother、and I.My father is working in anther city.He is so busy that he has no time to come back to see us. We miss him very much. My mother is a housewife .Every day,she cooks delicious meals and does a lot of housework.My brother and I are both students.We work very hard.

In my family ,there are lots of happinesses around me.I love my family!

Hello, my name is Linda. I have a nice bedroom. It is very big. My sister and I live there together. Want to hear what it is like? Guess. Guess what? My bedroom is not like your bedroom.There is a little window in the wall of the bedroom, it is very small. Every time my sister and I was going to bed, always want to have a look outside at night through the little window. My sister and I are very like this small window. Well, what else? Guess! There is a big bed, bunk bed into this。 I usually sleep on the floor, my sister slept in the lower berth, it is very soft and comfortable. There is a big beautiful table, I and sister after school in the table above, write the homework。 There is a lamp on the table on the small table lamp, it is very cute, also very bright. And it is one of the most novel small table lamp also does not hurt the eyes, and bright. Oh, there is a delicate small alarm clock. It is very beautiful, always on time to call my sister and I get up to go to school, because with it, my sister and I have never been late for school. I love my bedroom. You? What does your bedroom look like? I say.

译文：

你好，我叫Linda.我有一个漂亮的卧室。它很大。我和姐姐一起住在里面。想听听它是什么样子的吗?猜一猜。猜到了吗?我的卧室与你们的卧室不一样哦。

有一个小小的窗户在卧室的墙上，它非常小。每次我和姐姐准备睡觉时，总是要从那个小窗口里看看外面的夜景。我和姐姐都非常喜欢这扇小窗户。嗯，还有什么呢?猜对了!还有一个大大的床，这个床分的上下铺，平常我睡在上铺，姐姐睡在下铺，它非常柔软舒适。还有一个大大的漂亮的桌子，平常我和姐姐放了学就在那个桌子上面写作业。还有一盏放在桌在上的小台灯，它很可爱，也很亮。而且它是一个最新型的小台灯，又明亮还不伤眼。哦，还有一个精致的小闹钟。它很漂亮，总是准时的叫我和姐姐起床去上学，就是因为有了它，我和姐姐从来没有迟到过。我爱我的卧室。你的呢?你的卧室是什么样子的呢?给我说一说吧。

Giant pandas have a chubby body, like wearing a black and white coat, triangular ears, black eyes like wearing a big glasses, a nose like a small cake, with black chocolate, there are white cream, I want to eat. Under the nose small mouth seems to be even. Its limbs like hairy little black pillar. Its claws can easily put bamboo caught his mouth, tail like a black fur ball, very lovely.

Panda is also called "bamboo panda". But now the high quality bamboo less and less, its hard to feed the pandas, so pandas have less and less too. Therefore, the panda is our national treasure, we should protect it.

大熊猫有胖胖的身子，像穿了一件黑白相间的外衣，三角形的耳朵，黑黑的眼睛像戴了大墨镜似的，鼻子像一块小蛋糕一样，上面有黑色的巧克力，下面有白色的奶油，我都想吃了。小小的嘴在鼻子下好像被连了起来。它的四肢像带毛的小黑柱子。它的爪子可以轻易的把竹子抓到嘴里，尾巴像一个黑毛毛球，非常可爱。

熊猫也叫“竹子熊猫”。但是现在优质的竹子越来越少了，很难喂饱熊猫了，所以，熊猫也越来越少了。因此，熊猫是我们的国宝，我们应该保护它。

[熊猫介绍英语作文

Despite the cultural conflicts between the Orient and the Occident, there do exist some admirable ingredients in the Western culture.

First and foremost, the equality between parents and children. The parents are not always superior to their children, and the children do not always need to obey their parents ‘order, that is, they are more like close friends.

Second, the independent personality. Western people have a strong sense of supporting themselves and being independent. They begin earning their pocket money early in their life, even as kids.

Last, Western people do not always assess a person according to his background. If only he can achieve success through personal struggle, he can win status. Its a talent-oriented society, not background-oriented.

Everyone knows that father loves mountains, maternal love water. These love is not life for life, these people are life is worth your love.

--Inscription

I am a child of a rural family, but my education can be compared with the city, my dear father asked me strict, he taught me a man, an accident, want me to be a moral, intellectual, physical, The development of good boy. He worked hard for us all day, that face full of frosty face covered with wrinkles, he and his mother bitter to our brothers and sisters pull big, but also to cultivate us as the pillars of the country, to our best school, Wear the best clothes and ...

Every time I do wrong, you always have a harsh look at me, until I know so far; often I test bad, you will use the warmest big hands touch my head, kindly said: "It does not matter , When a test smashed does not mean always test smashed ah. "When I was good, I said to you:" This test has become the past, can be said to become history, you can not be proud, must for the next one Papers and work ah! "In fact, my father for my mouth I understand, because I also know that" modesty makes progress, proud of behind "Well, is my father to my self, is my father to my heart ... ... in the fathers We will be able to succeed in our minds.

My father let me practice calligraphy, to participate in military training ... ... these are that hes my share of my selfless love ah! He let me understand "a hard work, a harvest" truth, let me understand "hard to" Let me know "Paul Jianfeng from sharpening, plum blossom from bitter cold" meaning.

Dear Dad, you have conquered me with your own labor; you have touched me with your own smile; you have inspired me with the greatest love. I love you - kindly daddy.

Hello everyone! My is., from Qinzhou. I’m so glad to meet you, and I’m currently a student at Guangxi Textile Industrial School. my major is knitting. It’s my pleasure to join the CHAMPION training camp, because I love English and I hope I can learn something in the training for my future work. As we all know English is very useful in every field.

My English is limited that’s why I’m here. I know it’s a huge challenge for me to conquer English, but I believe that “No pains, no gains, success belongs to the persevering”, I hope I can learn more from you, Thank you!

Everybody is good, very honored to attend this interview. I am an accounting professional fresh graduates, four years of professional learning for me to have a solid grasp the professional knowledge. Can be familiar with word, excel, ufida U8 financial software and ERP management system. I am a man of stable character and have the patience to do things, with steadfast diligent, bears hardships and stands hard work, positive attitude. Accounting professional study more cultivated my careful, rigorous learning attitude to life. The school with a good relationship between teachers and students, good team cooperation spirit, has the strong logical thinking ability and strong sense of responsibility, and will continue to be in the later work. It is because of this kind of personality factors, I like it very much accounting work.

Practices, in financial software practice class, we modify employee data input to the customer, business process, documents drawn up, and statements of production output has done a lot of practice. Through practice accounting accounting process simulation, learned from collecting original vouchers, filling in accounting vouchers, registration books, invoicing, to the whole process of making statements. Through professional learning, I more determined the choice of the accounting of this industry, I think is fit for the job, and hope that in the course of accounting career achievement! I is now in the junior accountant and certified public accountant, hope to enrich accounting expertise, efforts to develop to become a qualified accountant. I hope to find a financial job, can let I will give full play to the leadership, improve the ability of the accounting business, contribute a strength for the company. Passion for the financial work extremely and the spirit of persistence is the biggest factor that I have confidence to do a good job of accounting!

Hello everyone, my name is Wang Dongpu, I am a student of grade three, nine years old this year. I have a head of black hair, a round face, a pair of bright eyes.

My character is very gentle, others in my mouth sometimes cry, see small animals to eat food, see the bird fell off to find a way to send her home.

My weakness is I love watching TV, ecstasy at the sight of the more wonderful programs, mother call I eat dinner, I sometimes hear, unless my mother pulled my ears to eat.

People say I look like a girl, actually I am a boy, this is me. Hee hee...

大家好，我叫王东浦，我是一名三年级的学生，今年9岁。我长着一头乌黑的头发，一张圆圆的脸，长着一双透亮眼睛。

我的性格很温柔，别人一气我就咧嘴有时还会哭，看见小动物就给它吃食物，看见小鸟掉下来就想办法把她送回家。

我的缺点是爱看电视，一看到比较精彩的节目就入迷，有时妈妈叫我吃饭我都听不见，除非妈妈揪我耳朵才去吃饭。

别人都说我长得像女孩，实际我是男孩，这就是我。嘻嘻……

American eating is funny. They eat almost everything with a fork, and it appears that holding a knife in ones right hand longer than a few seconds is considered to be against good table manners.

The system is that if it is absolutely necessary to use a knife, people take the fork in their left hand, and cut off a piece of meat or whatever it is in the normal manner. Then they put the knife down, transfer the fork to their right hand, and only then do they transport the food to their mouth. This is clearly ludicrous(滑稽可笑), but it is considered good manners.

There are several results of this system. First, if it is not absolutely necessary to use a knife, Americans dont use one, because obviously this greatly complicates(使复杂化) things, and you will therefore see them trying to cut things like potatoes, fish and even bacon(熏猪肉) with a fork. Second, towards the end of a course, since only one implement(器具) is being used, food has to bo chased around the plate with the fork - and for the last mouthful the thumb has to be used to keep the food in place, although one is not supposed to do this.

Third, tables are generally laid with one knife and two forks, the outside fork being for the salad. There is no need for foreign visitors to follow the American system and try to eat the salad with only a fork, but if you do use your knife, remerber to save it for the meat course. Even desserts(甜食) (except ice cream) are eaten with a fork if at all possible, and the spoon you see by your dessert is meant to be for coffee (but if you use it for your dessert no one will say anything).

The schools campus activities are rich and colorful, learn to sing folk songs, learning folk dancing, the squadron will show --- in this one activity, I love the most is the May 31st meeting of the group in the water cube, the harvest and the feeling of campus activities.

At about 5 that day, we came to the Olympic swimming pool, the National Swimming Center (Water Cube). After all, the team will begin. The first chorus singing songs, and is the first grade student initiation ceremony. The representatives of the first grade students went to the stage in an energetic manner, and presented the garlands to 55 minority students, accompanied by the team song, and the minority nationality classmates wore a red scarf for the first grade students. After the ceremony, the minority students met with us to greet each other. "I am the Dong nationality, my name is Huang training Festival.". "Minority partners do self introduction, and simply introduce their own nation." After listening to them, I was surprised.

I didnt even hear about so many ethnic groups. Let alone understand their customs. I should learn more and have more knowledge. Several ethnic minority partners also performed a show for us, including a unique style of dance, a lot of distinctive songs, and so on. This time I really know the minority people, they have their own custom, unique singing and dancing. Though I cant understand the dialect in the song, I still feel it has an unknown and special beauty. Though I dont know the dance, I still feel the dance is very graceful. I deeply comprehend the colorful national culture and the profound and profound national culture. The performance was over, then, all the students of our present for minority students Oh performed 5 of this folk dance. The dance was very beautiful, and the students of the minority nationalities jumped with us. For a time, we all merged into the dance. With the beautiful songs, the team will end this time. In order to celebrate Childrens Day, we also watched the drama Beijing legend.

I like this national activity, it makes me know a lot of knowledge, and it has brought me a lot of joy.

My favorite little animal is a small rabbit, but my family did not buy a rabbit, okay, my sister home has a small rabbit, I go to see a rabbit every week, the opportunity is really rare ah!

That little rabbit body almost all white, ears and pointed long, its eyes are red, the eyes around the hair is black, it may be turtles and rabies because of the lost, go home practice, practice Dark circles. Its a little mouth next to a few small and long beard, very cute!

One day, I came to my sisters house, little rabbit can have self-knowledge, and immediately went to my side to come. I will take out a root carrots, cut into a piece, and then put in front of the rabbit, the rabbit saw a carrot on the squatting there to eat with relish until the end of eating. That day I took it out to play, put it out of the cage, it suddenly ran into the grass was gone, with me playing hide and seek, I found the old half a day, it was hiding behind a tree in the pee, you Say it is not funny?

Little rabbit can be really cute ah, I really want a little rabbit ah!

When the small eyes on a pair of thick eyebrows, and a small by the mouth, dont look at my head is small, actually very clever.

On one occasion, the teacher a comprehensive assignment, for us to interview love smoking father. I got home, immediately call mom take video recorder, help me to take the interview process. All of a sudden, I thought: this empty-handed interview dad a bit not good. My little head a thought of a way to immediately ran to the front of the a drawer take out a bad microphone poser, said: "Im ready." Mom smiled said: "you really can recycling."

In my mother and I, under the guidance of finding out the relevant information, but dad bad memory, is back not to come out, my mother and I walk around to find a way to. Suddenly I a brainwave, excited, said: "I figure out a way, to print the information down first, and then mother take video recorder at the front, data get behind, so dad appears, video cant see, this is not kill two birds with one stone?" Mom, dad listened to the straight nodded said: "why didnt we think? Thanks to your head and clever, dont dismiss your little head anymore." In this way, our interview smoothly completed, also praised by the teacher the classmates. Im glad to touch the little head, said to himself: "little head count you enough today!" Thinking about, and took a few little head.

Ha ha! This is a clever and smart I, you say?

一双时大时小的眼睛上有一双浓浓的眉毛，还有一张能说会道的小嘴巴，别看我脑袋小，其实机灵得很。

有一次，老师布置了一个综合作业，要我们去采访一下爱吸烟的爸爸。我一回到家，马上叫妈妈拿好录像机，帮我拍采访的过程。突然，我想：这样空手采访爸爸有点不大好。我的小脑袋一转想到了办法，马上跑到一个抽屉前拿出一个坏的话筒装样子，说：“我已经准备好了。”妈妈笑笑说：“你真会废物利用呀。”

在我和妈妈的指点下，找出了相关资料，但爸爸记性太差，实在是背不出来，我和妈妈走来走去想办法。忽然我灵机一动，兴奋的说：“我想出办法了，先把这段资料打印下来，然后妈妈把录像机拿在前面，资料拿在后面，这样爸爸看得见，可录像机却看不见，这不是一举两得了吗?”妈妈爸爸听了，直点头称赞说：“我们怎么没想到呢?多亏你脑袋机灵，以后再也不小瞧你的小脑袋了。” 就这样，我们的采访很顺利的完成了，还得到了老师同学们的赞扬。我高兴地摸着小脑袋，心里说：“小脑子今天算你够厉害!”想着，又拍了几下小脑袋。

哈哈!这就是一个又机灵又聪明的我，你们说呢?

Go down the hillside and see a piece of green sugar cane forest. The tall and tall sugar cane stood there straight, as if waiting for the soldiers to review, great and mighty! That kind of like a spear-like leaves, hand in hand, shoulder and shoulder, honey honey layers. The breeze passing, dancing, rustling.

Bypassing the sugar cane forest, presented in front of me is the vast expanse of rice fields. Rice ripe, heavy rice paddle bent rice Wo waist, a burst of autumn wind scouring, rice waves laughing, rolling, a layer of driving a layer of Yong Xiang far away. Farmer uncle standing on the edge of the river, see this grain full of rice, my heart is how sweet it!

Through the paddy fields, I strolled through the field path. Look, the sorghum red face, corn and yellow and large, sweet potato seedlings grow very lush, after the land covered with fields. Fan big taro leaves, with the autumn wind swinging west pendulum.

Suddenly, a burst of fragrant nostrils. I look forward, the original is a large orchard. Red persimmon like a small lantern like hanging in the branches, very bright. Orange tree more lively, and large and small orange red Yan Yan, yellow 嶝 嶝, and more bending the branches. A sentence, like a bell, as if the jingle is ringing.

Ah, autumn poetic, colorful autumn, it makes people beaming, it is people feast for the eyes.

april fools day is traditionally a day to play practical jokes on others, send people on fools errands, and fool the unsuspecting. no one knows how this holiday began but it was thought to have originated in france.

传统上来讲，愚人节这一天，人们可以相互搞恶作剧，骗人跑腿，欺骗不知情的人。没人知道这个节日是怎么来的，但人们普遍认为它源自法国。

the closest point in time that can be identified as the beginning of this tradition was in 1582, in france. new years was celebrated on march 25 and celebrations lasted until april 1st. when new years day as changed from march 25 to january 1st in the mid-1560s by king charles ix, there were some people who still celebrated it on april 1st and those people were called april fools.

庆祝愚人节最早是在1582年，在法国。那时，当时法国新年是在3月25日，一直持续到4月1日。16世纪60年代中期，国王查理九世把新年从3月25日变为1月1日，而还有一些人在4月1日过新年，这些人就被称作四月傻瓜了。

pranks performed on april fools day range from the simple, (such as saying, "your shoes untied!), to the elaborate. setting a roommates alarm clock back an hour is a common gag. the news media even gets involved. for instance, a british short film once shown on april fools day was a fairly detailed documentary about "spaghetti farmers" and how they harvest their crop from the spaghetti trees. whatever the prank, the trickster usually ends it by yelling to his victim, "april fool!"

愚人节那天的恶作剧有的很简单(比如，说句“你鞋带开了!”)，有的却是精心设计的。把室友的闹钟往后调一小时是常见的。甚至新闻媒体都来凑热闹。比如，在愚人节那天，曾经有一部英国短片较为详细地记录了“种意大利面的农民”，以及他们如何从意大利面树上收获意大利面。不管是什么恶作剧，搞恶作剧的人通常在最后会对被搞的人喊一句:"四月傻瓜!"

april fools day is a "for-fun-only" observance. nobody is expected to buy gifts or to take their "significant other" out to eat in a fancy restaurant. nobody gets off work or school. its simply a fun little holiday, but a holiday on which one must remain forever vigilant, for he may be the next april fool!

愚人节是一个“仅为娱乐”的节日。谁也不用买礼物，也不用带着男/女朋友出去到一家豪华餐厅去吃饭。人们也不会放假。它仅仅是个搞笑的小节日，但是在这一天，每个人都要保持警醒，不然就要被人耍啦。

each country celebrates april fools differently. in france, the april fools is called "april fish" (poisson davril). the french fool their friends by taping a paper fish to their friends backs and when some discovers this trick, they yell "poisson davril!".

每个国家用不同的方式过愚人节。在法国，愚人节被称作“april fish”。法国人和他们的朋友是这样开玩笑的：把一张裁成鱼形的纸用胶带粘到朋友的后背上，当有人发现的时候，他们就会喊：“poisson davril!”.

in england, tricks can be played only in the morning. if a trick is played on you, you are a "noodle". in scotland, april fools day is 48 hours long and you are called an "april gowk", which is another name for a cuckoo bird. the second day in scotlands april fools is called taily day and is dedicated to pranks involving the buttocks. taily days gift to posterior posterity is the still-hilarious "kick me" sign.

在英国，只能在早上搞恶作剧。如果你被耍了，那你就是“面条”。在苏格兰，愚人节要持续2天，被耍的人被称为“四月布谷”。苏格兰第二天的愚人节叫做taily day，恶作剧主要在别人的屁股上做文章。